I’m no meteorologist but i’m pretty sure it’s raining bitches
Horton hears domestic violence in the next apartment and doesn’t call 911
A burning cross on my lawn? I’m not a kkk guy but that looks magnificent.
The whole shebang
Cute or regular or what
I kinda just wanna say it
Y r u smiling
I need to join reality
Stop looking speaking breathing ty
I just wanna punch sense into you or myself whichever works best
me after every text to my crush: why did i just say that
When ur #crush is like why ddnt you come to school today, that’s at the top of the list of good feelings
Merp all day
WHEN I FACEBOOK STALK MY CRUSH AND FIND OUT...
I love your eyes alot ok so i’m gonna look at them as much as possible
Why you gonna start fb messaging me only to be like ok bye two minutes later
Is there a way that Facebook can notify me if a person has been just staring at my name willing me to message them
what are you doing where are you who are you talking to what are you waiting for
Does “don’t leave now there’s traffic” mean the same thing as “don’t leave because I like you but can’t come up with a better way of saying it other than this lame traffic excuse”
I’m just gonna tel you straight up
What are you even a doctor of. Doctor of nothing. Class of bithes. University of I couldn’t get into real medical school and be a doctor and save lives. Oh but hey there’s free department lunches every Wednesday and we get to boss around the interns. My goal in life is to be able to summon someone into my office to move my coffee table. That’s when I’ve made it. Also have...
Why you gonna do that thing then do another confusing thing
Maybe the day will come very soon and I’ll look back and either laugh at how silly I was or rue that I ever wanted to find out
Hi talk to me
I like you and i’m over here and sometimes I think you see me but how can I know for sure
What do I do
Been riding the anxiety train since 6 am
What a perfect day
I’m looking to get it in with one specific bee
Flirting in Hollywood: hey you wanna get together and practice our sex scene?
If i’m not feeling it then bye
My stomach is doing all sorts of gymnastics this morning I dont want to feel like this anymore :/
High level of anxiety today
Need a time machine thatll just give me a glimpse of me in 5 years am I happy and successful?
Also what are fun date ideas they all look lame
Lol you’re face sucks now
Im s bully and I deserve everything
If only to keep my sanity
I should say something
Do cats have friends
I’m going crazy tumblr
Perfect morning to match my mood
Breathing through my nose
Felt depressed when I shut off my Netflix by accident
That first glimmer of hope
Last night I learned which way is East, that stars exist, and that long island is beautiful.